How to Hit On a Girl?

1) Invade personal space.
2) Shyly say Ni hao to [Asian] girl. If she turns to look at you with confusion and/or disgust,
3) Ask if girl is from China while trying to find her butt with your eyes.
Optional: Look disappointed when you are unable to find it.

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