Me: She’s an ice queen. She’s scary because when you look into her eyes, it’s so cold that you see penguins.
Him: Penguins are cute, though.
Me: DEAD PENGUINS.
Me: Penguins that have frozen to death because THAT’S HOW COLD SHE IS.
Me: IT KILLS PENGUINS, which are acclimated to very cold temperatures.
Him: Okay, I got it, stop making me think of dead penguins, that’s depressing.
I need to readjust the filter on my mouth…