Describing a Cold Person…

Me: She’s an ice queen. She’s scary because when you look into her eyes, it’s so cold that you see penguins.
Him: Penguins are cute, though.
Him: Oh.
Me: Penguins that have frozen to death because THAT’S HOW COLD SHE IS.
Him: …
Me: IT KILLS PENGUINS, which are acclimated to very cold temperatures.
Him: Okay, I got it, stop making me think of dead penguins, that’s depressing.

On a less depressing note, here’s a pocket penguin, courtesy of chibird!

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