How to Hit On a Girl?

1) Invade personal space.
2) Shyly say Ni hao to [Asian] girl. If she turns to look at you with confusion and/or disgust,
3) Ask if girl is from China while trying to find her butt with your eyes.
Optional: Look disappointed when you are unable to find it.

Dusk, By Any Other Name…

Yesterday, while I was driving home from work, I saw the most gorgeous array of colors in the sky as the sun set. Since I was driving, I wasn’t able to photograph it.

So I thought I’d try painting a picture for you all, an exercise in articulating my thoughts.

The entire sky seemed to be ablaze. Instead of light beaming down from the sun in its pocket of the sky, I felt bathed by the glow of every cloud, reflecting a soft rosy warmth from every direction.

Blushing feathery wisps were spread across the heavens. The rare slices of sky that were not this dusty pink remained a vibrant blue, cerulean spilling forth and stealing glances between swirls of clouds aflame.

As the sun continued its dive towards the horizon, the flush of the clouds gave way to vivid plum hues, the ends of which were still dripping with that fiery scarlet. The dusky violets crept across the sky, overtaking the persistent azure, chasing the retreating embers until they shrinked back, back behind the treetops.

Or something like that.

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Categories…

I’m trying to figure out how to best categorize and tag my posts here. Going through a bit of an overhaul, so please pardon the dust!

(Also, I’m furiously uploading my Europe photos to Facebook so that I will be able to insert photos in my blog posts that I promise I will have done before it’s 2014, really for real Shaquille O’Neal.)

So…

Yesterday, I spent about half an hour trying to explain to my boyfriend iambic pentameter and Shakespeare’s influence on the English language. Ironically, this came up as a topic of conversation because I was telling him that I sealed my fate as the class nerd when I knew all about iambic pentameter in 9th grade […]